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Definition of Congress: A Group of Baboons

August 27, 2011

The English language features an anthropomorphic collection of nouns for the various groups of animals. We call a bunch of cows a “herd.” We call a group of geese a “gaggle.” We call a bunch of fish a “school.” We call a group of sheep a “flock.”

However, less widely known is a “pride” of lions, a “murder” of crows, an “exaltation” of doves and, because they look so wise, a “parliament” of owls.

Finally, let’s consider a group of baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. What is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Answer: a congress!

Now you understand why our country continues its descent into the abyss of a failing civilization.

Twice a week, I write commentaries based on logic, observation and rational thinking. As a former Michigan farm boy, I also incorporate common sense. Please note that common sense no longer remains common in this city-dominated country. As an extensive world traveler, I also bring a deep perspective as to what is happening to the United States. I’ve seen it first hand in my bicycle travels across six continents.

In other words, I’ve seen what’s coming long before average Americans see it or understand it. I have traveled across America and into every state of the Union over a dozen times and 30 states over 100 times. I’ve lived in ten different states from California to North Carolina. What I have seen happen to our country in the past 40 years astounds me.

When the history books record what happened to the United States, they will report that America committed national suicide by adding too many people from the rest of the world. Historians will record that we impregnated ourselves with too many poor, too many illiterate and too many incompatible to our culture and language. Congress and the elites arrogantly thought they could save the world. Americans apathetically let them do it.

In the present, there is no way we can educate, assimilate or sustain the projected 71 to 75 million people from third world countries—added to our country. By the time we shut off the immigration spigot to save ourselves, historians will report that it was too late. Historians will report that we became a nation of socialism that broke the system because too many “rode” the horse down to its knees.

Historians will show that we imported rival ethnic tribes that demanded their cultures, languages and customs become the norm in America. Such things as female genital mutilation, honor killings, animal sacrifice, subjugation of women’s rights, arranged marriages, cock fighting and stonings became so commonplace that Constitutional law could not stop them.

Historians will note that we suffered horrific debt because we carried on endless wars and housed 572,000 military personnel in over 700 bases in countries around the world. We exported our manufacturing to third world countries, but found that our citizens became unemployed by the millions. We reported the environmental breakdowns, but we refused to address the reasons for them.

Many have noted that I am writing a chronological history of the breakdown of our civilization. Without being politically correct, I relate the obvious as it proceeds across this once cohesive civilization. We now feature four rival tribes competing for dominance: Africans, Muslims, Hispanics and Europeans. Hispanics are projected to become the dominant tribe before 2050. They will displace the once 90 percent dominant European tribe that displaced the original Native Americans. Most conservative Americans and many liberal Americans can see it happening, but they feel helpless to change it.

Intelligent Americans watch the breakdown of educational systems in their communities, but the U.S. Congress (i.e. a bunch of intellectual baboons) imports another 100,000 Somalia bush people or Mexicans by the millions into American schools to create more linguistic, educational and cultural chaos. They watch their hospitals failing from paying for non-citizens having millions of babies on the taxpayer’s dime, but they watch their own president bequeath amnesty upon 20 million illegal alien, which in turn, causes millions more to come to America for a better life.

“Most Western elites continue urging the wealthy West not to stem the migrant tide [that adds 80 million net gain annually to the planet], but to absorb our global brothers and sisters until their horrid ordeal has been endured and shared by all—ten billion humans packed onto an ecologically devastated planet.” -Dr. Otis Graham, Unguarded Gates

At this point, not enough Americans on either side of the political aisle understand what it means to implode their country with another 75 million human beings from the third world.

I do! When I see 68 percent of African-American children being born to single mothers, I see it. When I watch a 76 percent dropout/flunkout rate in Detroit, Michigan public schools, I see it. When I see 86 American hospitals bankrupted in California, I see it. When I see 43 million American existing on food stamps, I see it. When I note $25 million a day being stolen out of stores nationwide, I see it. When I see “flash mobs” erupting in Minneapolis, Philadelphia and Los Angeles, I see it. When I see 14 million unemployed Americans, I see it. When I see 42 million illiterate Americans that cannot read, write or perform simple math, I see it.

Finally, we face unimaginable ecological, energy, quality of life, standard of living and resource consequences that everybody dances around at all costs. That’s today! Can you imagine another added 75 million immigrants? I tried to bring that point out on a top radio show this week, but the host mocked me. It shows me that the best and the brightest prove to be the dumbest and uninformed.

The baboons in Congress will not do anything about it. The American people feel too helpless, too apathetic and/or clueless. The moneyed elite think they are immune.

If I were a historian in 2050, I would note with dismay that the American people could have saved themselves in 2011, but they chose to stagger into the future without a plan, without a clue and their beloved civilization collapsed from sheer human overload. Their greatest sin? They kept re-electing the same baboons to Congress.


Frosty Wooldridge has bicycled across six continents – from the Arctic to the South Pole – as well as six times across the USA, coast to coast and border to border. In 2005, he bicycled from the Arctic Circle, Norway to Athens, Greece.

He presents “The Coming Population Crisis in America: and what you can do about it” to civic clubs, church groups, high schools and colleges. He works to bring about sensible world population balance at his website: www.frostywooldridge.com

Frosty Wooldridge is a regular columnist for Veracity Voice


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